Jalopy King

Fire a flamethrower into the darkness like me.

ZE MONSTERS VILL COME FOR YOU!!!! OOGILY BOOGILY!!!

Google docs is much easier than writing by hand and all of my writing projects are saved on devices, so....

Only reasons I care about electricity are: A. Writing. B. Talking with y'all (which you guys seem to enjoy for some reason despite my immense unlikability XD).

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!!!/j I meant that it doesn't really matter whether you've got electricity or not. You'll survive.

Not that big of a deal. Humans survived tens of thousands of years without electricity. Read a book. XD

Zane death is overdone at this point TBH.

Prime. Buddy. Why?

Dudes, dudettes, and others there is a confirmed Zane set coming out for the new season. They aren’t gonna be killed off. Chill. XD

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONJOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUR!!!

Not even gonna ask.

I'm not. =D

Air = speeeeeed.

I want to... Be a Jalopy. B)

Or a human-mint. A HUMINT!!!

When you said apprentice I thought wizard. XD

Hop over to nfc. Not explaining it twice. XD

Wait, is Sriracha Abby? Or am I just really confused? XD

Salutations? You copycat./j

Salutations.

Bonjour.