Jalopy King

I'd upvote but I used up my reactions for today. XD

OOOOOOONE DAAAAAAAAAY

'Don't ask questions.' -Jalopy, more times than he can count.

Oh noes.

I'm not on the list? /jk XD

Me, probably chilling in the lower 50s. B)

You have never tasted good French bread, I presume?

Garlic knots are great. And also beige. Sensing a pattern, anyone?

Pizza is mainly beige. As is mac and cheese. As is pasta/bread. As is cheese.

I love democracy.

The log went timber.

Ma'am. I am judging you rn.

Chaos drank his arrogance juice this morning.

Wut.

Very humble of you.

Good life advice.

He can block us, you dumbbell.

Okay, but there's bread, and then there's bread. Like the good French bread. The crusty bread. Checkmate.

Name a single beige food that isn't good. I dare you.

ACCEPT THE UNMITIGATED PERFECTION THAT IS BEIGE FOOD!!!

ACCEPT ZE TRUTH!!!

And a random Jalopy.

BEIGE FOOD SUPERIORITY!!!

I can see that you really care about the users of your site.

No, really?